Dick Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Dick by your favorite characters including Arlene Lorenzo and Betsy Jobs.
Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.
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Dick: Checkers - shut up. Or I'll feed you to the Chinese.
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Dick: I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
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Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.
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Arlene Lorenzo: We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
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Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something.
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Betsy Jobs: [shouting] You can't let d**k control your life.
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Betsy Jobs: It's called incest Arlene, and it's against the law
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Henry Kissinger: It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously.
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