Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
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Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Carl Burnett: We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.
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Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Slater: Imagine how many people out there are f**kin' right now man, just goin' at it.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Wooderson: I love them redheads!
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Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
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Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
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Mike: I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
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