A collection of the best quotes from Dazed and Confused by your favorite characters including Mike Newhouse and David Wooderson.
Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some f**kin' muscle. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Wooderson: All right, all right, all right.
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Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
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Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
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Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!
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Dawson: Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
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Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
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Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky s**t goin' on there. And it's green too.
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