A collection of the best quotes from Clueless by your favorite characters including Cher Horowitz, Dionne and Josh.
Cher: I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
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Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
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Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.
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Cher: Old people can be so sweet!
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Christian: Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.
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Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
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Cher: He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?
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Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
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Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
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Total Quotes: 80
