Alice: I'm not a whore.Larry: I wouldn't pay.
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Dan: So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that?
Anna: Obituarist?
Dan: Failed novelist, please.
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Larry: There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name?
Alice: Pluto.
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Dan: You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.
Larry: Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go f**k yourself! You writer! You liar!
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Anna: Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.
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Larry: You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.
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Larry: Is he a good f**k?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Anna: Yes.
Larry: Better than me?
Anna: Different.
Larry: Better?
Anna: Gentler.
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me!
Anna: No.
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Anna: Sometimes.
Larry: Why would that be?
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Larry: You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan: Not recently.
Larry: I wanted to kill you.
Dan: I thought you wanted to f**k me.
Larry: Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way.
Dan: Thanks. You stand alone.
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Larry: Why didn't you just tell me the second I walked through the door?
Anna: I was scared.
Larry: You're a coward, you spoiled bitch.
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Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.
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