Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.
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Larry: As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.
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Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.
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Larry: A good fight is never clean.
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Larry: Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty f**k.
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Larry: Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not f**k her.
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Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did f**k Alice.
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Larry: I want you to tell me your name. Please.
[throws down money]
Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
Larry: Your real name.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name is Jane.
Larry: Careful.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. Still Jane.
Larry: I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice.
[throws down all his money]
Alice: I promise.
[picks up some of the money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name... is plain... Jane Jones.
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Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.
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Alice: Who was your last boyfriend?
Anna: My husband.
Alice: Was he English?
Anna: Very.
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