Click Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Click by your favorite characters including Michael Newman, Morty and Donna Newman.
Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe
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Michael Newman: My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.
Trudy: It couldn't have gotten any smaller.
Ted: [Laughing] It looked like a litttle Tic Tac.
Michael Newman: Yeah, come, here, I'll freshen your breath.
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Donna Newman: [scene after the dog humps toy duck] I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole.
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Morty: He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.
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[after kissing Michael, watching Sundance hump the duck]
Donna Newman: I know it's deviant... but it's kinda turning me on.
[kisses Michael again]
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Michael Newman: [reading off letter] Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.
Michael Newman: Okay, Morty.
[Throws the universal remote into the bin]
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Morty: It's all just... cornflakes.
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Michael Newman: [looking in a mirror] You look a little pale there, pal. Let me fix that.
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain.
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to green] Grr... Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr!
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to purple] Oh, there's Barney.
[starts to sing]
Michael Newman: I love you, you love me, the jogger has giant boobies.
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Michael Newman: You sell any universal remotes here?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: I dunno. I don't really work here; I'm just waiting for my friends.
Michael Newman: Really?
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: No. I actually don't have any friends. Will you be my friend?
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Michael Newman: I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era?
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Total Quotes: 23