Cellular
Quotes

Ryan: "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?
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Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney: It's a *day spa*, you f**k.
[Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face]
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Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't.
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[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin]
Mooney: We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
[Chuckles]
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Ryan: It doesn't make any sense, I give you the video, then you turn around and take us out.
Greer: I swore I wouldn't do that.
Ryan: Just like you swore "to protect and serve"?
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[last lines]
Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.
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[after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass]
Jessica Martin: Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
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Lawyer: Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"
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Lawyer: [on cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
[Phone call gets distrupted]
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?
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Ryan: From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?
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