Caddyshack Quotes (Page 3)
Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.
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Judge Smails: Well, we're waiting!
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Carl Spackler: Bark like a dog.
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Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
• Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Carl Spackler: This place got a pool?
Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.
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Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.
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Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
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Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 74