Caddyshack Quotes (Page 2)
Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ty Webb: You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Al Czervik: [tees off] Fore!
[ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]
Al Czervik: I should have yelled, "Two!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Charlie the Cook: Dogfood?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ty Webb: I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Lou Loomis: What's the sign say?
Angie D'Annunzio: No bare feet.
Lou Loomis: [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's that sign say?
Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.
Lou Loomis: What's that mean?
Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.
Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 74