A collection of the best quotes from Burn After Reading by your favorite characters including Chad Feldheimer, Osborne Cox and Harry Pfarrer.
Chad Feldheimer: You think it's a Schwinn! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.
Katie Cox: You're so coarse.
Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the rear entry situation.
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Chad Feldheimer: [over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your s**t.
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CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.
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Harry Pfarrer: Well, hello!
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Osborne Cox: What the f**k...?
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Chad Feldheimer: [excited] Oh, my God!
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Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!
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Chad Feldheimer: Appearances can be... deceptive.
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Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.
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