A collection of the best quotes from Bruno by your favorite characters including Bruno.
Brüno: How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Brüno: I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.
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Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
Brüno: Not yet.
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Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!
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Brüno: You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!
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Brüno: The baby is a man magnet.
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Brüno: Ich bin Bruno!
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Brüno: We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!
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Brüno: A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.
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Brüno: I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.
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Total Quotes: 10
