Jack Twist: You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Cassie Cartwright: I don't get you, Ennis del Mar.
Ennis del Mar: I'm sorry... Was probably no fun anyway, was I?
Cassie Cartwright: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!
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Minister: You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.
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Jack Twist: Anything interesting up there in heaven?
Ennis Del Mar: I was just sending up a prayer of thanks.
Jack Twist: For what?
Ennis Del Mar: For you forgettin' to bring that harmonica. I'm enjoyin' the peace and quiet.
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Jack Twist: As for our marriage, we can do it over the phone.
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Jack Twist: I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.
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Alma Beers Del Mar: You know, your friend could come inside, have a cup of coffee...
Ennis Del Mar: He's from Texas.
Alma Beers Del Mar: Texans don't drink coffee?
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Jack Twist: Ever notice how a woman'll powder her nose before a party starts, and the powder it again when the party's over? Why powder your nose just to go home to bed?
Randall Malone: Don't know. Even if I wanted to know, couldn't get a word in with Lashawn long enough to ask. Woman talks a blue streak.
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Ennis Del Mar: This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.
Jack Twist: It's nobody's business but ours.
Ennis Del Mar: You know I ain't queer.
Jack Twist: Me neither.
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Ennis Del Mar: Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here?
Monroe: Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle.
Ennis Del Mar: The what?
Monroe: Uh - ketchup.
Ennis Del Mar: Thanks.
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