Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...Borat: You are a retard?
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Quick children, smash the Jew egg!
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.
• Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 39
