Borat: F**k off, Death! • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: I loves the Pamela Andersons.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Whoawhoawewa!
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: [holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
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