Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Paul Smecker: So Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Detective Dolly: Nobody reported any gunshots.
Paul Smecker: This is an Irish neighborhood. I'm surprised you even got a phone call.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Murphy: Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?
• Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Il Duce: And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't f**kin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s**t? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f**kin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
• Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Paul Smecker: [Enters the police station, packed with cops] First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now:
These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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