Connor: It's like a scumbag yard sale.Murphy: We should come down here once a week and clean house.
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[Rocco has killed Donna's cat]
Donna: You killed my... my...
Rocco: [putting a gun to his head] Your what? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that f**king cat's name! Your what? Your precious, little...
Donna: Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco: Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?
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Il Duce: When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.
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Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.
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Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f**k outta here?
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The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
[of Rocco, who's holding him at gunpoint]
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
Paul Smecker: Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
Detective Greenly: F**k.
Paul Smecker: Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.
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Il Duce: I shall count the sheep among my favored sheep and shall you the protection of all the angels in heaven.
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Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
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Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little d**k, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
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