Boondock Saints Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Boondock Saints by your favorite characters including Murphy McManus, Paul Smecker and Connor McManus.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match s**t's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
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Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
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Paul Smecker: Oh, isn't that wonderful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston are dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a f**king tag on my toe!
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Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that s**t, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: F**k. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.
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Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
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Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
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[after Rocco gets his finger shot off]
Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Connor: Yeah, well it's not.
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Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond s**t never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
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Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the f**k were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
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Detective Dolly: So what's the symbology there?
Paul Smecker: Well, now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown I see we have an heir to the throne! I believe the word you were looking for is "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism.
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Total Quotes: 35