Chazz: They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there. • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: You put the bone in Zamboni.
• Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Katie Van Waldenberg: Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: I swear to god if you cut my head off...
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Darren MacElroy: Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chazz: You better not cut my head off!
• Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
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