Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure by your favorite characters including Bill S. Preston, Esq., Ted Logan and Rufus.
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ted: Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.
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Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
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Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval d**kweed!
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Rufus: Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California --- 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean, the water is clean, even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up, minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
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Mr. Ryan: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
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Abraham Lincoln: Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!
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Socrates [speaking Greek] Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?
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Ted: Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut UP, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?
Bill: Shut UP, Ted!
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