Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey by your favorite characters including Bill S. Preston, Esq., Ted Logan and Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper: You sunk my battleship!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Grim Reaper: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
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Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
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Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!
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Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...
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Rufus: ...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...
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Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
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Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal d**kweeds!
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Grim Reaper: [rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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