A collection of the best quotes from Beerfest by your favorite characters including Barry Badrinath, Todd Wolfhouse and Fink.
Barry Badrinath: I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Barry Badrinath: Wasn't the handle. I've been s**tting pancakes ever since.
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Barry Badrinath: Back the f**k up Antonio! My d**k!
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Barry Badrinath: Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.
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Landfill: Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?
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Barry Badrinath: [upon waking up after the first night of training, next to a deer he killed with his teet] Oh no, not again!
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Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
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Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.
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Todd Wolfhouse: We've got to go back and get grandpa's ashes.
Jan Wolfhouse: You go, I'm never leaving this place.
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Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'll show you how to chug a beer, mother f**ker!
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Total Quotes: 26
