Because I Said So Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Because I Said So by your favorite characters including Milly, Daphne Wilder and Mae.
Johnny: Even before I met you I had an instinct about you. Once I saw you were a woman with profound static cling I wanted to be that force around you.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sung Mi: [in Korean] Oy vey. Mom's ass is so tight, it's vacuum sealed.
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Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...
Transvestite: Vera Wang.
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Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
Maggie: There just kinda depressing.
Milly: Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.
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Mae: You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.
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Maggie: [on sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.
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Daphne Wilder: What? Three times? Is that... is that normal?
Mae: Oh, come on. We all know I hold the record in this family.
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Daphne Wilder: Milly, honey, why are you so quiet?
Mae: 'Cause she's doing the oompa-loompa with two guys, mom.
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Daphne Wilder: Well, who would you choose for my daughter?
Johnny: Me.
Daphne Wilder: What? No way!
Johnny: Why not?
Daphne Wilder: Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart.
Johnny: Wow. Thank you for turning me into a societal cliché.
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Daphne Wilder: What are you gonna do with your hair? Maybe you oughta button these buttons, you look like you're asking for it.
Milly: I am asking for it!
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