Batman Forever Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Batman Forever by your favorite characters including Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Bruce Wayne / Batman and Harvey Dent / Two-Face.
The Riddler: Riddle me this, what sort of a man has bats on the brain?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
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[Two-Face decides a victim's fate with a coin toss]
Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
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Two-Face: One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!
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Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?
Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student?
Dick Grayson: Screw you!
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[first lines]
Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman: I'll get drive-thru.
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[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
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Edward Nygma: You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand.
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Two-Face: Why can't you just die?
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Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
The Riddler: Please! You're as blind as a bat!
Batman: Exactly.
[throws a batarang at his throne]
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Total Quotes: 33