Boo-Boo Buster: Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.
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Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.
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Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.
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Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm s**tting a knife!
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Boo-Boo Buster: Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.
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Kate Holbrook: I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.
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Angie Ostrowiski: You're stupid space car locked me in!
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Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?!
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