A collection of the best quotes from Baby Mama by your favorite characters including Angie Ostrowiski and Kate Holbrook.
Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm s**tting a knife!
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Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!
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Kate Holbrook: What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to.
Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin' "Ennngghhh!"
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Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.
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Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
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Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...
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Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avitar's dressed like a hooker!
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Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?
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Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought...My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this? --
Angie Ostrowiski: -- Out of the question --
Carl: -- that's gonna cost extr -- out of the question, right. Out of the question.
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