Baby Mama Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Baby Mama by your favorite characters including Angie Ostrowiski and Kate Holbrook.
Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.
Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.
Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.
Boo-Boo Buster: Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.
• Vote for this Quote! • May 1st, 2008Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought...My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this? --
Angie Ostrowiski: -- Out of the question --
Carl: -- that's gonna cost extr -- out of the question, right. Out of the question.
Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?
• Vote for this Quote! • May 1st, 2008Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avitar's dressed like a hooker!
• Vote for this Quote! • May 1st, 2008Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...
Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm s**tting a knife!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • May 1st, 2008Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
• Vote for this Quote! • May 1st, 2008