Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Austin Powers in Goldmember by your favorite characters including Austin Powers, Dr. Evil and Scott Evil.
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
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Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.
Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm.
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Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.
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Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.
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Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?
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Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
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Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
Mini-me: [whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?
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Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! [silence] No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...
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Foxxy Cleopatra: Well, the future better get ready for me. 'Cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN.
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Total Quotes: 42