A collection of the best quotes from Austin Powers in Goldmember by your favorite characters including Austin Powers, Dr. Evil and Scott Evil.
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
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Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.
Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm.
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Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.
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Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
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Fat Bastard: Do ya have ta call me fat? I tried going on a diet you know. The Zone, ya know, "Carbs are the enemy," eh?
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Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.
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Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?
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Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
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Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
Mini-me: [whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?
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Total Quotes: 42
