Armageddon Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Armageddon by your favorite characters including Rockhound, Harry Stamper and Chick.
Chick: I've never told anyone this before, but I hate flying. So it would be an awful shame to die now.Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.
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Chick: Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?
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F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
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Lev Andropov: Don't touch my uncle! He is the genius of my family. He used to make the tip of the bomb, you know? That finds New York or Washington?
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Ronald Quincy: I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'mright.
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A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.
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Grace Stamper: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
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Harry Stamper: For god's sakes think about what you're doin'. Why are you listening to someone that's a hundred thousand miles away? No one down there can help us and if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
Chick: forty two seconds
Harry Stamper: I have been drilling holes in the earth for thirty years. And I have never, *never* missed a depth that I have aimed for. And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet.
Colonel William Sharp: You swear on your daughter's life. On my family's that you can hit that mark
Harry Stamper: I will make 800 feet. I swear to God I will.
Colonel William Sharp: Then let's turn this bomb off
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President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
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Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky!
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Total Quotes: 27