Animal House Quotes (Page 5)
Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of s**t.
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Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!
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Otter: Ah, she broke our date.
Boon: Washing her hair?
Otter: Dead mother.
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Dean Vernon Wormer: I hate those guys.
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D-Day: Ramming speed!
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Pinto: What's your major?
Pinto's Date: Primitive cultures.
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Bluto: Food fight!
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Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
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Doug Neidermeyer: And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.
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Total Quotes: 52