Animal House Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Animal House by your favorite characters including Eric 'Otter' Stratton, Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein and Larry 'Pinto' Kroger.
Boon: I gotta work on my game.Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
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Flounder: You guys playing cards?
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Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
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Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
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Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
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Bluto: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
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Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
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Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horses**t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
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Total Quotes: 52