American Pie Quotes (Page 4)
Kevin: No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jim: God... let this be it.
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Kevin: He's pullin' out the porn.
Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait 'til she leaves.
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Jim's Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
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Garage Band Member: Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!
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Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy s**t.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy s**t!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy s**t!
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Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
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Steve Stifler: You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
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Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen s**t break lately?
Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem s**tting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
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Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?
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Total Quotes: 40