American Pie Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from American Pie by your favorite characters including Jim, Steve Stifler and Kevin.
Jim's Dad: Now, do you know what a clitoris is? • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Nadia: I believe "shaved" is the expression.
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Chuck Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.
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Michelle: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my p***y.
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Finch: God bless the Internet.
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Steve Stifler: She called me and asked for my number.
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Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your d**ks, remove the shrink wrap, and f**king *use* them!
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Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me, beautiful!
College Girl: [laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova. As in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.
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Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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Total Quotes: 40