James Brennan: Satin lives.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bobby: Don't eat the corn dogs.
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Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.
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Mike Connell: Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?
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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
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Eric: F**k this weed is good.
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Joel: F**king sadists. F**king sadists!
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James Brennan: [after being told that Herman Melville was such an overlooked nobody when he was alive that when he died, his obituary reported his name as Henry Melville] No, that's bulls**t, seriously. Herman Melville wrote an 800 page novel that was a parable for the horrors of the whaling industry. He wasn't overlooked or left for dead - he was an impassioned man when he was alive! I hope that when I'm dead, I'm fortunate enough that someone calls me Henry.
Joel: Well one can only hope.
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