Accepted Quotes (Page 3)
Bartleby: Oh yeah, Monica, this is Schrader.Schrader: Oh yeah, I think we know each other. We were in math class together..I sat behind you, you know..all the way in back...yeah, I don't remember you either..
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Dean Van Horne: Rejection. That's what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.
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Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?
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Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
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Sherman Schrader: Let's start this fake college. Then, we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
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Bartleby Gaines: Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.
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Monica: There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?
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Total Quotes: 27