A Fish Called Wanda Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from A Fish Called Wanda by your favorite characters including Otto, Wanda Gershwitz and Archie Leach.
Archie: You're going to shoot me?Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
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Wanda: I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?
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Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Ken: Well, you t-t-t-tell him from me that I kuh-kuh, I kuh-kuh...
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Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: Shit on you?
Ken: Shove off all the t-time.
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Wanda: What are you thinking, Archie?
Archie: I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
Wanda: How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
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Archie: That's a...
Wanda, Archie: ...good reason.
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Otto: I love robbing the English, they're so polite.
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Otto: You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're... smart, you've got wonderful bones, and you dress really interestingly.
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Wendy: You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.
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Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life.
Wanda: Get me my drink.
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Wanda: Get the f**k out of here, Otto.
Otto: Relax. I heard moaning; I was worried.
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