Tess: You won't share that information with me about him. You wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, I'm your sister.Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
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Kevin: Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly going out of your mind
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Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
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Jane: You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?
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Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.
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Jane: [after passing out] Are you a doctor?
Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.
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Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.
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Kevin: Wait, what are those?
Jane: Nothing.
Kevin: Are those?
Jane: NO.
Kevin: Are they bridesmaid dresses?
Jane: This is none of your business!
Kevin: Ohhh... good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closet full, why?
Jane: I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.
Kevin: Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... beautiful.
Jane: Some of them are not that bad.
Kevin: Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.
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