27 Dresses Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from 27 Dresses by your favorite characters including Jane Nichols, Kevin Doyle and Tess Nichols.
Jane: I never do anything like this.Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, you kept repeating that over and over last night - I never do anything like this... I NEVER do anything like this... I never do ANYTHING like this...
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Jane: Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?
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Jane: I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
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Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I'm sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK if you do.
Jane: I don't.
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Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?
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Kevin: What color is that - vomit?
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Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.
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Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.
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Jane: Oh yeah, I'm a real good caulker.
Kevin: [into recorder] Likes caulk.
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Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
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