Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your s**t covered.
Deacon: Do not say 's**t covered' to me again.
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Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester C**kenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.
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Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] F**kback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
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[last lines]
Zack: Let us f**k.
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Zack: The porn I always liked when I was a kid, it was always a spoof of a popular movie... F**kback Mountain... too soon?

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Zack: I hate Rosie O'Donnell. But if someone said 'I have a tape of Rosie getting f**ked stupid,' I'd be like: 'Why the f**k aren't we watching that right now?'
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Miri: No one wants to see us f**k.
Zack: Everybdy wants to anybody f**k.
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Miri: Help me get this s**t out my hair. Just use the water out of the toilet.
Zack: There's poo in there.
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Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.
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