William Lichter Quotes
William: [drunk] You... have to come with me. There's this chick... there's these two chicks... they're triplets, man. You're not going to believe what they're doing. Not because I made it up or anything but because it is so... unbelievable. Come on out to the pool house, 'cause they told me to tell you... they want you to watch. So, come out... the pool house, come on...
Mike Dexter: [drunk] I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.
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William: Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
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William: [wasted] I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!
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William: You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.
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William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered.
X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mike Dexter: [drunk] I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: [wasted] I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered.
X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
• Movie: Can't Hardly Wait • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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