Willenholly Quotes
Whillenholly: Why are you shooting at me? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall.
Chrissy: Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches.
Missy: And two: because you're a man.
Whillenholly: Only on the outside.
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Sheriff: Are you f**king crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-f**king Brady Bunch go.
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Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
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Whillenholly: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
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Willenholly: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Let's go, misters. Do you want to get shot? I didn't think so.
Jay: Look, man. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. And for the record, I ain't gay.
Willenholly: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy.
Jay: And for one more record, he loves the c**k.
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Whillenholly: It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... F**kbeans. That was them, wasn't it?
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Chrissy: Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches.
Missy: And two: because you're a man.
Whillenholly: Only on the outside.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sheriff: Are you f**king crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-f**king Brady Bunch go.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Whillenholly: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Willenholly: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Let's go, misters. Do you want to get shot? I didn't think so.
Jay: Look, man. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. And for the record, I ain't gay.
Willenholly: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy.
Jay: And for one more record, he loves the c**k.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Whillenholly: It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... F**kbeans. That was them, wasn't it?
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 6
