Walter Sobchak: I told those f**ks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f**king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s**t
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't f**king roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer f**king shabbos.
The Dude: Oh f**k it.
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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f**king amateurs...
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Walter Sobchak: Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
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Walter Sobchak: That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug.
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Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a f**king park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a s**t about the marmot!
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Walter Sobchak: Look at our current situation with that camel f**ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
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Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
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