Walter Sobchak: You have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament!
The Dude: F**k the tournament... F**k YOU, Walter!
Walter Sobchak: F**k the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.
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The Dude: I mean we totally f**ked it up man, we f**ked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh?
Walter Sobchak: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic...
The Dude: No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a f**k-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't f**king want her back! He no longer digs her, it's all a show! Ok, so then why doesn't he give a s**t about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase! The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! You threw out a ringer for a ringer!
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Walter Sobchak: F**k it, Dude, let's go bowling.
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The Dude: What's in the f**kin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the f**kin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f**king beer. He's not taking your f**king turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my f**kin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f**kin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f**k herself.
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Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f**ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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The Dude: F**kin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
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Walter Sobchak: F**king dips**t with a nine toed woman.
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The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
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Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the f**k is he talking about, Dude?
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