Walter Sobchak: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
The Dude: And the f**king money.
Walter Sobchak: And the f**king money. And, we know that this is your homework.
The Dude: We're going to cut your d**k off, Larry.
Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry!
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Look, man...
Walter Sobchak: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Just ask him about the car.
Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Is that your car out front?
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: We know it's his f**king homework! Where's the f**king money, you little brat?
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
The Dude: What about the toe?
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the f**king toe!
Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear. For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy f**kin' adversary.
Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no f**king reason why these two...
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a f**kin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: Those rich f**ks! This whole f**king thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f**king strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Walter Sobchak: F**king Germans. Nothing changes. F**king Nazis.
Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?
Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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