Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the s**t in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 4.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Don't do that! Don't you f**king do that! Don't blow this s**t off! What just happened was a f**king miracle!
Vincent: Chill the f**k out, Jules, this s**t happens.
Jules: Wrong! Wrong, this s**t doesn't just happen.
Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Jules: We should be f**kin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to f**king acknowledge it!
Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some f**ked-up, repugnant s**t.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that s**t. The motherf**ker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker. Pigs sleep and root in s**t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf**kin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink

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Vincent: Jules, if you give that f**kin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink

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Butch: Starin' at something, friend?
Vincent: I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch: What did you say?
Vincent: I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 6.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Vincent: That's a pretty f**king good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty f**king good.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink

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