Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.Narrator: There's always that.
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Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
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Tyler Durden: Goddamn! You just had a near-life experience!
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Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket.
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Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
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Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
Tyler Durden: [urinating] Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: ...you get the idea.
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Narrator: What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
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Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
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Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
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