Walter Sobchak: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy f**kin' adversary.Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
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Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no f**king reason why these two...
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?
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Walter Sobchak: F**king Germans. Nothing changes. F**king Nazis.
Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?
Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
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The Dude: F**kin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the f**k is he talking about, Dude?
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Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Nihilist: Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve f**k you up.
Walter Sobchak: F**k you. F**k the three of you.
The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.
Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the f**king rules.
Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!
Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak: FAIR!! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE!? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
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Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f**k are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f**k are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the f**king railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the f**k are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!
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The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f**k are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the f**k are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the f**k is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
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The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
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Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
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