The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
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The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
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Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
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The Joker: I love this job!
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The Joker: [to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.
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The Joker: Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...
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The Joker: When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.
 • Movie: The Dark Knight • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
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The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them.
 • Movie: The Dark Knight • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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