The Dude: God damn you Walter! You f**kin' asshole! Everything's a f**kin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that s**t about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the f**k are you talking about?
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The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
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The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's f**kin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss f**kin' watch.
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Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
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The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
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Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.
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Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a f**king park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a s**t about the marmot!
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