Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the d**k, but my foot might get Herpes.
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Tank: She's gonna cry tears that form "call Dusty".
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Tank: [sitting watching "Ghost" and crying] God, I'm a fag.
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