Steve Stifler Quotes
Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen s**t break lately?Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem s**tting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
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Steve Stifler: You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
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Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
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Steve Stifler: Choir chick! What the hell are you doing here?
Heather: Well, uh, I was asking Chris to the prom. So do you wanna go?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah, that would be great.
Steve Stifler: Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Stifler, f**k! I mean, why do you gotta be so insensitive all the time?
Steve Stifler: What? Whatever.
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Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: F**k you!
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Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You gotta ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and s**t.
Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
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Steve Stifler: What did you c**ks do to him?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
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Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your d**ks, remove the shrink wrap, and f**king *use* them!
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Steve Stifler: She called me and asked for my number.
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